THE INCREDIBLE HULK'S BLINKER HAZE

This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready and check out the craziest show on earth! It's our pal the Jade Colossus and he's lost it on the blinkers. This time won't believe your ears. Those little lights are gonna be flashin'fast faster than a speeding train. Brace yourselves 'cause this is one show you won't wanna miss. Road trip, anyone? Prepare for blinding light